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ELLIE MACDONALD

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McGill students plan fun-filled afternoon of yelling directly into people’s souls for St. Patrick’s Day

McGill students plan fun-filled afternoon of yelling directly into people’s souls for St. Patrick’s Day

March 12, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

Young scholars commemorate the arrival of Christianity in Ireland with a drunken pilgrimage to the mecca of Irish culture and heritage: Dollarama.

Montreal metro service totally unreliable but still down to fuck

Montreal metro service totally unreliable but still down to fuck

March 6, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

Passengers are urged to keep their distance from doors, tracks, yellow tiles and emotional attachment.

Entire country struggles to find purpose after Olympic figure skating ends

Entire country struggles to find purpose after Olympic figure skating ends

February 25, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

“I genuinely can’t remember what I cared about before now.”

Canada to send emergency shipment of apologies to USA amid deluge of thoughts and prayers

Canada to send emergency shipment of apologies to USA amid deluge of thoughts and prayers

February 18, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

The Prime Minister explained the importance of sharing our country’s trademark emotion with the American people.

Montreal man finds creative new ways to be the worst this Valentine’s Day

Montreal man finds creative new ways to be the worst this Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

Noncommittal, underwhelming fuckboi is optimistic about this year’s strategy.

O Canada lyrics replaced with bloodthirsty feminist manifesto

O Canada lyrics replaced with bloodthirsty feminist manifesto

February 6, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

Canadians celebrate the Senate’s decision to replace outdated lyrics with a blistering three thousand word call to arms.

Total piece of shit goes to Cuba

Total piece of shit goes to Cuba

January 30, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

A formerly well-liked friend, colleague and brother is relaxing at an all-inclusive resort in Cuba like a complete dick.

Trudeau spends entire town hall seductively eating banana

Trudeau spends entire town hall seductively eating banana

January 22, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

The PM gets coquettish in Quebec City.

Verdun residents rally to reclaim “shithole”

Verdun residents rally to reclaim “shithole”

January 15, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

A Montreal borough has come together to denounce American president Donald Trump’s recent racist (and inaccurate) use of the word.

Tim Hortons introduces employee benefits package with delicious hole in the middle

Tim Hortons introduces employee benefits package with delicious hole in the middle

January 6, 2018 ELLIE MACDONALD

“We like to keep things fun for the staff.”

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