PLUS The critical Quebec hash shortage could have been avoided.
PLUS: The handjob that never happened! No scooters for you!! And no playoffs for you, too!!!
PLUS: Rats said to be overjoyed about the province’s new recycling system!!
The top tirades of the month from anonymous Montreal callers.
PLUS Justin Trudeau is more fruitcake than racist and two cops were caught having sex in a jail cell.