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Make your own Christmas at D.I.Y. Noël, with cocktails, a Sears photo booth portrait studio, live carols and artists on-hand to help make and wrap presents. Le Lieu (345 du Pont), 1 p.m.–1 a.m., free
Christmas comes early to NDG with Hilarious Holiday Hoedown IV, featuring a full line-up of comedians including headliner Mike Paterson. The Wheel Club (3373 Cavendish), 8:30 p.m., $5 or two non-perishable food donations
Seasoned Velvet Underground cover act Loaded (a MegaBand, which is > a SuperGroup) pay tribute to Lou & co. at l’Escogriffe with hard-ass neo-prog band A Devil’s Din. 4467 St-Denis, 9 p.m., $10
It’s another edition of Hip Hop Karaoke Montreal, this time with baked goods. So after you kill it on stage, you can kill your gut. You know, because Christmas is coming. Le Belmont (4483 St-Laurent), 10 p.m., $5/$10
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