Grab your lunch and catch Irreverend James and the Critical Mass Choir at M pour Midi. Place Émilie-Gamelin, 12:15–1 p.m.
Today at Fantasia, Turn Me On, Goddammit! tells the tale of a sex-starved Norwegian teenage girl. While just about as pervy as it sounds, it’s actually a sweet-natured coming-of-age story. See our review here. J.A. De Sève Theatre (1400 de Maisonneuve W.), 3:10 p.m., $9/$10
Take advantage of half-price Wednesday evenings and check out the Tom Wesselmann exhibition, Beyond Pop Art. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts (1380 Sherbrooke W.), 5–9 p.m., $7.50
See the work of over 40 local artists at the Montreal Art Centre’s first anniversary vernisssage, In the Heat of the Summer, in support of Alzheimer Group Inc. 1844 William, 5–9 p.m.
Jazz, drinks and ostriches? Apartment 5 plays Bily Kun. (354 Mont-Royal), 6 p.m.and 8 p.m., free