One-Night Stand: This is whiskey dick

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One-Night Stand is a column chronicling hook-ups in Montreal. In an effort to better understand what’s really unfolding in our bars, clubs and venues, we’re asking our readers to submit stories of their most memorable sexual experiences, be they great or terrible, with the new friends they make when they’re out. What follows is a firsthand account of what happens in our city’s bedrooms on any given night. (For an explanation of whiskey dick, click here.)

Age: 18
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Meeting place: Alleyway behind Blue Dog Motel

The details: I’m pretty sure I was the drunkest I’d ever been in my life without blacking out completely. I was a doe-eyed new MTL resident with a newfound male attitude toward wheeling and dealing. What started as an innocent alleyway make-out sesh quickly turned into me being hoisted onto this sort of awning. He really, truly gave it his best shot, but looking back, boy, am I thankful for whiskey dick. ■

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