One-Night Stand

Deep in the Concordia ghetto, a guy sleeps on the only dry part of his bed after a woman squirts all over his face.

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One-Night Stand is a column chronicling hook-ups in Montreal. In an effort to better understand what’s really unfolding in our bars, clubs and venues, we’re asking our readers to submit stories of their most memorable sexual experiences, be they great or terrible, with the new friends they make when they’re out. What follows is a firsthand account of what happens in our city’s bedrooms on any given night.

Age: 28
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight
Meeting place: Concordia ghetto

The details: First time I encountered a squirter was pretty funny. She never warned me. I was eating her out on the bed and then suddenly she came violently into my mouth. It was awful. It tasted like urine, and there was a lot of it. I tried swallowing it up, but she kept on going. My face got soaked and so did the bed. I got over it, and we banged it out until we fell asleep. In the morning, I woke up to her, and she was leaving and was mad at me for some reason. Then I noticed I was on the only dry spot on the bed and I made her sleep on the soaking wet spot, and I was hogging the covers. ■

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