PLUS Justin Trudeau is more fruitcake than racist and two cops were caught having sex in a jail cell.
A girl realizes that a guy is a virgin when, in the tradition of porn, he instructs her to “Cum hard!” and waves his dick in her face.
A disappointing — though apparently not in retrospect — encounter behind a popular St-Laurent bar.
A couple brings a woman to “staggering orgasm” in a swanky Old Montreal hotel.
Who’s on Lavalife? At least one guy who, post-orgasm, talks donuts.
We were perusing TripAdvisor one day when we noticed some surprisingly earnest reviews of a West End motel most Montrealers are familiar with.
After meeting a guy at a bar, a girl accompanies him to a strip club and then to a Côte-des-Neiges apartment, where they have drunken sex and enjoy post-coital curry.
An encounter at Korova turns into an impromptu sex-ed lesson at a girl’s place.
Deep in the Concordia ghetto, a guy sleeps on the only dry part of his bed after a woman squirts all over his face.
An online flirtation turns into a real-life encounter downtown.