Monday, Feb. 1

* La Poutine Week begins
* Laetitia Bastiani vernissage at l’Escalier
* Cinema Politica premieres A Syrian Love Story
* Meghan Morrison and Corinna Rose play Chick Pickin’ Mondays at Grumpy’s
* There’s Something Funny Going On comedy night at Blue Dog
* Rihanna edition of Korova Mondays at Blizzarts

Doh! No more secret pool

And not just because it’s the city’s worst kept secret. PLUS: Hello Grihanna, bye-bye spam & more in our news round-up.

Pot-shots and punchlines

Rappers gone wild as Rick Ross, Chris Brown and even R&B hipster-bait Frank Ocean come to blows, PLUS the deets you need for the essential parties, DJ nights and other hip hop happenings in the city this week.