Monday, April 1

Don’t believe anything anyone says today. It’s INTERNATIONAL LIE TO YOUR SCARED LOVED ONES DAY!!!

(That said, because we love you more than your loved ones do, these events are real.)

Show off your golden throat on the mic at Nouveau Palais’s April Fool’s Karaoke. 281 Bernard W., 7 p.m., no cover

Get psyched up for the new Mad Men season with documentary Bert Stern: Original Madman, about the eponymous famed ’60s advertising and magazine photographer, at Cinéma du Parc. 3575 Parc, 7:15 p.m., $11.50 (screening through April 4)

Blue Dog sends in the clowns for April Fool’s Day. There’s Something Funny Going On features the stand-up stylings of Emma Wilkie, Brad MacDonald, Cult MTL’s own Peter Wheeland, Shawn Stenhouse, Rachel Gendron and Chris Sandiford. 3958 St-Laurent, 8:30 p.m.

The Hip Hop Festival and Rickey D bring Pac Div, Johnny Polygon and After the Smoke to Cabaret Underworld, with guests Antiheroes, Panther & the Supafly, SRH, Borden and DJ Manifest. 1403 Ste-Elisabeth, 9 p.m., $15
 
Check out our complete listings for more great club, stage and gallery events.