Fact: there are people who skateboard better than you but aren’t old enough to drink a beer or drive a car. Today, these 15-and-unders will compete for cash, gear and glory at the Rookie of the Year 2012 contest. Taz skatepark (8931 Papineau), 10 a.m.-6 p.m., free for spectators
Over at Fantasia, Jennifer Lynch and co-writer Damian O’Donnell will be on hand for the world premiere of Chained, Lynch’s contribution to film’s serial killer canon. Hall Theatre (1455 de Maisonneuve W.), 7:10 p.m., $9/$10
Pirates of the Lachine Canal and Loose Fit bring a little alt, in the form of Dope Body, Ultrathin and Plush Kitty, to an old-school Québécois tavern. Brasserie Beaubien (73 Beaubien E.), 9 p.m., $5
Whether or not you went to Osheaga this weekend, the invitation’s open for the afterparty, with DJs Mathieu Beauséjour, Speechless and guests. Panda Bar (2021 St-Denis), 10 p.m., free
Check out a double header of Uncalled For and NYC’s Magnet Theater Company, back-to-back with hilarious local improv musical Way The Hell Off Broadway. Montreal Improv Theatre (3713 St-Laurent, #202), 9 p.m., $8–12. More details here.