Review: The Alternative Show

Andy Kindler, meta-comedian, makes the perfect host. Watching him interject between comics with jokes about jokes, he emits just enough self-effacing humility that you feel (temporarily) that everyone else on the bill is more important, giving the sense that he’s the Billy Crystal of Just For Laughs. A little background check proves it’s true. As well as hosting the Alternative Show, he also delivers the festival’s annual State of the Industry Address, for which he’s legendary. But while he rightfully concedes audience attention to the featured comics, he’s much of the reason people came in the first place. Perfect.

The Invisible Man makes an appearance at Zoofest

As many a Montrealer can attest, there is a strange feeling of dislocatedness that comes with living between two cultures. This is the focus of Franco-Ontarian poet Patrice Desbiens’ The Invisible Man, a deeply personal piece about struggling to find a sense of belonging, both culturally and personally.

Local director Harry Standjofski has adapted Desbiens’ poetry book into a bilingual theatre piece of the same title, which begins its three-night run at Zoofest this evening. The Invisible Man has already had a short run here in Montreal, and returns to town after a recent well-received stint in Kingston. The two-man play, like its semi-autobiographical source book, flips back and forth between the two languages, each giving a unique nuance or flavour to the part of the story it tells.

Today’s Sounds: Laetitia Sadier

Only Laetitia Sadier could sound this cool and collected singing about fascism, the G20 and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. This is her second solo album since Stereolab broke up in 2009, and since the dissolution of her side-project, Monade. And while her sound remains locked in time — her voice, her melodies, her lounge-pop shuffle, her retro-futurist arrangements — her themes are totally 2012.

Despite protest, dog destruction order upheld

Supporters of Wicca the pitbull are not giving up the fight to save the dog from death row. A hastily organized rally last night outside borough offices of Villeray-Saint-Michel-Parc-Extension officials saw Wicca’s owner, Chris Papakostas, joined by over 50 animal lovers and their dogs.

Five ways to find a job through social media

Have you ever wondered how to use Facebook or LinkedIn to find a job that suits you? It’s easy, according to matchFWD.com CEO Phil Gauvin. This 34-year-old social media maven started his job-finding venture a year ago and is already landing work for Montrealers. How? By using professional information found on sites you check all the time.

Art for Alzheimer’s: Catherine Benny’s “2012”

Painter Catherine Benny decamped from Laval to Montreal about three years ago, and, unable to bring her backyard garden along, she turned to painting as a new, more urban-friendly creative outlet. And then, says her daughter Nadine, after six months, “the curve just went way up and she started doing abstract stuff and really, really cool things started to come out.”

This sense of surprise is apparent when Benny talks about her own work. “When I’m in front of a canvas, I don’t know what’s going to happen. I’m shocked, it’s amazing.” While natural talent is clearly a factor here, so is hard work. Inspired, she chants, “I just do it, I just do it, I just do it!” She also admits that her creativity is aided and abetted, since “I don’t clean much. I don’t cook, my husband cooks.” Her shock and amazement can also be felt in the impressive range of the displayed works in her current exhibit at Galerie Espace: 53 peopleless pieces of pure abstraction and forest landscape are juxtaposed with two very different takes on the city: one moody noirish globby, the other a flattened storybook-style happy.

Review: Aziz Ansari’s “Buried Alive” at Metropolis July 25

Is it possible to have a midlife crisis at age 29? Perhaps despondent due to his BBF Jay-Z walking down the aisle and producing offspring, Parks & Recreation star Aziz Ansari has matrimony and babymaking on his mind, except the prospect of doing either any time soon seems to appeal to him about as much as being jizzed on by his youth soccer coach (his bit, not mine).

“Buried Alive” is not quite a solipsistic navel gaze on the level of 808s & Heartbreak (the turgid product of his other BFF Kanye West) – this is comedy after all – but try as he might to put down his newly hitched friends (one of whom found his partner online, the same way Aziz finds Wendy’s locations) and the pitiful preggos of Teen Mom, he’s still somewhat in awe of his parents’ arranged marriage and how well everything turned out in that regard.

Fantasia: July 26

There are some interesting parallels between James Banker’s Toad Road and Justin Benson and Aaron Scott Moorhead’s Resolution, which screened at Fantasia yesterday. They’re both part of a recent effort in American indie film to combine the tropes of horror and traditional DIY cinema, and they both share the topic of drugs.

Also:

Allison de Fren’s documentary on sex dolls offers a glimpse into the lives of men who seek artificial companionship, and an entertainingly broad look into techno-sexual lust and the construction of feminine ideals. And it’s all narrated by Catwoman, also known as Julie Newmar, who played an artificial companion in the creepy 60s science fiction TV show My Living Doll.

Aim straight

Flatteringly enough, last Friday I received my first unsolicited email to this shiny new column’s Gmail inbox, and it came from a reporter at the Toronto desk of a major national broadcast media outlet. She wanted my two cents on guns, gangs and hip hop music in the wake of the Scarborough shootings and the apparent upswing of firearm violence in the GTA.

Referred by a mutual friend, and on short deadline to produce a piece for their website, she had no way of knowing I wouldn’t just co-sign whatever bullshit quote her editor sent her to look for. I say that with no disrespect to her professional etiquette. I know she was doing her job, and damn lucky to be. She just didn’t know what she was in for, and unsurprisingly produced nothing from our talk.

The thing that honestly hooked me in her initial interview request was that otherwise undefined “community leaders” are once again scratching their thick skulls over why the kids love the rap videos with the guns ’n’ the gangs. “So why does hip hop glorify violence, and why do kids glorify hip hop?” she asked me, putting “these rap videos” (couldn’t name one) and “social networks” under the microscope.

In fact, I had to throw overly discussed topics like gang membership, weapon ownership, social conditions and questions of money and power under the shortbus to pry open a broader dialogue about this term “hip hop” and how mainstream media butcher it with their misinterpretations.

It’s a story way older than rap: Ozzy records made people commit suicide. Elvis made my son gay. Marilyn Manson sold weapons to Iran. Video games took my lunch money. Like, if hip hop was just a useless app invented last year, everyone would fuckin’ understand it, simple as that.

But here is what frustrates me more than those sad hooks.

I wanna know how many “community leaders” at odds with a culture they don’t understand have ever discussed art, imitation and life, or pondered the chicken vs. egg conundrum. To be clear, I refer to the type of “community leaders” who command national news attention daily, not the trench fighters and underdogs. The type that’s quick to turn horrific human tragedies with no simple explanations into headlines by exploiting a situation to bury its true significance.

Hip hop values truth, just like the average person. If that is glorification, lemme testify.

Here’s what I can testify to this week.

Thursday: Club MEG places the hands of Lyon-to-MTL transplant and decorated turntable connoisseur NOYL, the eyes of self-sampling VJ Push 1 Stop and the ears of “jeune producteur” Archibald Singleton on the groove bible. And not too deep in your pocket, for a square fin. Divan Orange (4234 St-Laurent), midnight, $5

Friday: What’s the difference between a con man and a con artist? That’d be the Shawnery – Conn Shawnery, both shaken and stirred, with a second release in less than twice as many seasons. He’s prepared a fully live launch of his hard-stepping, brand-new-second-hand remix LP, CS02, with collaborators BluRum13 and Wayne Tennant. Kalmunity leader Jahsun, Mark Haynes, Sarak MK, Sam-I-Am and many more of the Collective will see Conn off on this moon rake. O Patro Vys (356 Mont-Royal E.), 9 p.m.

Saturday: Jonathan Emile is a true-school MC and singer, in that he truly goes into schools, and truly schools minds with hip hop, for hip hop. With his new quartet, Emile hits the Burgungy stage, raising funds with the venue to rejuvenate the Rockhead-era roots of the ’hood. BBAM! Gallery (3255 St-Jacques), 3-6 p.m., free/$10 suggested donation

Thursday, July 26

Read the new edition of the Rant Line!

Pick up some discount threads and support a slew of local designers and stores, including Josiane Perron, Aquaovo, Atelier B and C comme ça. Atelier B (5758 St-Laurent), noon–8 p.m.

See Zero/Mystery general Jamie Thomas and his army of skate soldiers do damage to Montreal’s true DIY skate park. Projet 45 (8931 Papineau), 6 p.m., free

Get your Japaenese on care of Ciné-Asie, hosting a David’s Tea tasting, origami workshop, film flea market, screening of Katsuhito Ishii’s The Taste of Tea and J-pop dance party. La Elástica (4602 St-Laurent, 3rd floor), 6 p.m., $5/$7

See a free outdoor performance by the one and only Jean Leloup. Vidéotron stage (Jeanne-Mance & de Maisonneuve), Place des Festivals, 9 p.m.

Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present, the doc on the venerable performance artist, has its final screening tonight. Cinéma du Parc (3575 Parc), 9:15 p.m., $11.50/$8.50

Get your groove, or, if you’d prefer, your rap nerd on with NOYL, VJ Push 1 Stop and Archibald Singleton at Club MEG. Divan Orange (4234 St-Laurent), midnight, $5